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just a reminder: if you put system of a down, mayhem, mortician, queen, alex g, slipknot, and korn in the same playlist: you're a certified tiktok metalhead

On the afternoon of December 24th, 2004, five young fishes in a Submarine ran out of gas on a farm road in South Bikini Bottom. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Squidward, was picked up on a seaside; Blood cloaked and screaming murder. Squidward said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The squiward babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated pineapple under the sea, chain-sawed fishes and burguers, her brother, her friends hacked up for barbeque. Chairs made out of fish skeletons. Then he sank into pickles. Bikini Bottom lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre pineapple under the sea. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Bikini Bottom. The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Bikini Bottom. It seems to have no end. (Part 4.5: Spongebob's friends and near bodies were identified as survivors of a tragedy named "Patty's Savoury" which was a mass extermination by natural electrocution of soil with water and 1400 Volts of energy connected with machines, this represents canonical misanthropy in the Spongebob unvierse: Kill all people, he said on his deathbed, contaminated by radiation: 99% of his cells were infested with Radiation, thus infective five times more than the wind of Chernobyl few weeks after the Chernobyl disaster.)

i accidentally closed the tab for my metal archives review draft for ozzy osbourne's ordinary man i got so pissed that i urinated on the walls

Stop stewie, i'm shitting

i wonder if people actually does use windows 95 for professional use nowadays

Reproductive Organ Passing Through a Meat Grinder (A Musical Reproduction by my Own Guitar Tone, of the Death Metal band Carcass)

KSI - Thick of It, Sick of It, Dick of It, Lit of It (Lunchly + Prime + Those who Know REMIX)

symbolic but it's more melodic and harmonic than it is

throwing rock at newborn babies is art and the government aprooves

On the afternoon of December 24th, 2004, five young fishes in a Submarine ran out of gas on a farm road in South Bikini Bottom. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Squidward, was picked up on a seaside; Blood cloaked and screaming murder. Squidward said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The squiward babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated pineapple under the sea, chain-sawed fishes and burguers, her brother, her friends hacked up for barbeque. Chairs made out of fish skeletons. Then he sank into pickles. Bikini Bottom lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre pineapple under the sea. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Bikini Bottom. The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Bikini Bottom. It seems to have no end. (Part 3: The Actual Final Rest) (PLEASE SONGSTERR DON'T MAKE THE SONG TITLES SHORT"

archspire and other tech death bands be like:

Gorguts ahh song (i'm dead of avant-garding) (I don't know what is avant-garde)

Gay Sex in LaTeX (Dedicated to u/Mongolshmanker since he said to name this tab like this)

THE WORST SONG ON SONGSTERR (THIS GIVES ME AGONY HELP ME)

Intestine Baalism, but if they were power metal

Carcass - Crepitating Bowel Erosion, but if it was a good song

I just lost my dawg (I know this meme is almost dead but we're late to the [diddy] party)

Ambatucamus - The Son of Ambatukam Comes With Full Joy, Born 30/03/27, He Shall Dominate the World With Happyness

my mother said to me to deplume and deepfry the chicken and to put my brother to use his PC, but now I realised that my chicken is learning programming;

Necrophagist songs be like: PT 2

Masturbation Orgams after a Delicate Colostomy On Those Who Shall Deserve Death

Songsterr limited tab titles to be under 200, no more "On the Afternoon" tabs.

Mortician be like: (part 2)

Brodequin >> Gorgasm

On the afternoon of December 24th, 2004, five young fishes in a Submarine ran out of gas on a farm road in South Bikini Bottom. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Squidward, was picked up on a seaside; Blood cloaked and screaming murder. Squidward said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The squiward babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated pineapple under the sea, chain-sawed fishes and burguers, her brother, her friends hacked up for barbeque. Chairs made out of fish skeletons. Then he sank into pickles. Bikini Bottom lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre pineapple under the sea. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Bikini Bottom. The Bikini Bottom Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Bikini Bottom. It seems to have no end. (Part 4: Local researchers found remains in severe state of putrefaction. Purificated water holds onto Spongebob's coronary arteries, as his friends and burguers has severe, deep wounds, possibly death by intracranio-cerebral bacterial meningitis)

Modern metal bands trying to cover carcass be like:

finally songsterr added whammy bars, probably tomorrow master of puppets/eruption solo will be fixed

sad ass song

What's the problem with BDSM? it means Bit of Daring and Sense to Mothers

Fingerfucking Darth Vader At The Public Bathroom of the North-Korean Army

Jota Quest - O Sol, but the music sounds more like 80's electronic pop music

You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't take My sunshine away

Doom metal ahh song

I can't fucking farm the fucking time lost proto drake on wow and its 2 am

i was mentioned on reddit i think i'm about to... come

On the afternoon of December 24th, 2004, five young fishes in a Submarine ran out of gas on a farm road in South Bikini Bottom.

I fucking saw porn on tiktok now I want to kill myself

As a "metal" "musician", my main inspiration is Dr Giggletouch, I touch myself to his songs

i been married long time ago🗣️🗣️🔥

C decapitation ahh song

PEDRO HENRIQUE BICCA VASCONCELLOS WAS FORCED TO CHANGE SCHOOLS! TAKE THAT, LITTLE CUNT!! HAHAH

Please ignore that "only in Ohio" tab I made back in 2023's start forgive me y'all I was a retarded

i'm too lazy to tab the whole human jerky and i don't want to waste space on testaigeneration, so here it comes

tried to do mathcore i hope it doesn't suck ass

seth putnam is smoking pot in his grave

My friend masturbated in front of me. Guys, I'm sad. my friend was watching videos black man shaking their booty sheeks and started to shaking his wee wee up and down, what should I do?

Dr. Cheeseborger in the area; mischievous, balaclava-dressed thiefs are haunting the Bikini Bottom region, near authorities must retaliate rapidly before the mass extermination of Bikini Bottom's population.

imo all more MDM bands should use C# tuning to be more melodic

post metal in a nutshell

Fingerfucking Darth Vader At The Public Bathroom of the North-Korean Army (PART 2: THE SEQUEL)