Standard (EADGBE)

clark was at home brewing his own beer

 and we were all amazed that he could steer

 with hand in a sling

 and his heart on his sleeve

then he backed the trailor up

 and somebody yelled bottoms up

 and that just opens another can of worms

yeah its true we drive real crummy cars

 but the ziggens they dont live too far

 and after all

 you said you might not be right through with me

Chorus

 Do you wanna call it quits?

 Are you tired and sick?

 Oh, baby do ya wanna... Call it quits?

We feared the talk of a backlash

so we took the wallets

and we emptied the cash

and where's a cop?

when you need one

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner's a loss

the snots with hairs

let's split the cost

and you can say

you got some musturd right here

Chorus

Christmas came

and it went so fast

im glad we made the time last

we needed those times

to be fishing off the pier... IN HUNINGTON!!!

and when we got hoem we was amazed

at the counter top

and with all of us amazed

it dried itself

in the shape of a christmas tree

Chorus

The Ziggens are a great band!