Standard (EADGBE)

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)

 I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah)

 Now something's telling me, that you'm avoiding me

Come on now darling you've got something I need.

 Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

 I got twenty acres, an' you got forty-three

Cuz got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need (ooh aah ooh aah)

 We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed (ooh aah ooh aah)

And you know I'll love you darlin' so give me your hand

 But what I want the most is all they acres of land

 Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres, an' you got forty-three,

Now I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

 For seven long years I've been alone in this place, (ooh aah ooh aah)

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace (ooh aah ooh aah)

 Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind

I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime.

 Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

 I got twenty acres an' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance (ooh aah ooh aah)

 I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants (ooh aah ooh aah)

 In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos took and us holding hands

 Now I gota brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key

Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me

 Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

Coz I got a brand new combine harvester, an' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land