Standard (EADGBE)

 Like a moth in a vacuum cleaner

 I'm summoned up into the void

 leaving behind what I carried

 for a light that will see me destroyed

All along the derelict valleys

there are rows of futon trampolines

boys named for professional wrestlers

birds nesting inside manger scenes

/Chorus/

 When your body builds up an immunity

 to sunlight and smelling sa-a-alts

 then the only appropriate number

 is the do not resuscitate waltz

/Break/

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/Verse/

I dreamed that I dreamt of an angel

in the thin disguise of a young girl

who transforms the mulch into bay leaves

and fills every chasm with pearls

But the orbit resists this reversal

undoing each spell as it's cast

the roses become carbon monoxide

and poison replaces the grass

/Chorus/

When you're through a-counting your blessing

and erase one for each of your faults

you might slip the bandleader a twenty

to play the do not resuscitate waltz

/Break/

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la da da da da

/Verse/

There are things that you'll never live up to

there are things that you'll never live down

you can just dismiss bad luck entirely

or live at the hem of her gown

But the futility of each losing battle

will break bonds and spirits and bone

any army retreats and surrenders

when they're made to set fire to stone

/Chorus/

Better break up all your paper money

the fare for the ferry is small

just a couple of coins for your eyelids

the do not resuscitate waltz

/Break/

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