Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I been sharpening my forks and poking at your cat

 I've been tasting your love letters and throwing up in your hat

Chorus

 I've been hiding in your walls and plotting with your mouse

 I am hungry and I'm gonna eat your house

Verse 2

I've been dancing with your shadow all over your bug light

Singing in your sprinkler and building up an appetite

Bridge

Some houses are made of stone while some are made of brick

 But when I'm through with yours you'd have thought it was built from used toothpicks

Verse 3

I've seen rats in your kitchen roaches in your sink

You ought to see your kitty crying every time I give a wink

Verse 4

Been making long distance crawls from your bed to your telephone

Watching you undress when you think that you're alone

Verse 5

I've been sleeping with your daughter once you've tucked her in at night

When you hear her sobbing I've been screaming "LET THE BED BUGS BITE"