Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus 1

I belong jail but instead I live in hell

Which is worse only the warden and devil can tell

Verse 1

I'm wealthy you might say but I didn't get this way

 By letting debts to me forever go unpaid

 I'd let them slide a while with a shrug and a smile

 But if you think that I'd forget then friend you're in denial

Verse 2

A fellow with bad debt, a gambling addict

Gave me his sob story and I knew it was bullshit

I kicked his door down I waved the gun around

Before I even saw his face he fired off five rounds

Chorus 2

He belongs in hell but instead he lives in jail

Which is worse only the warden and devil can tell

Verse 3

So now I'm sleeping tight down in hell tonight

But for you my deadbeat friend I'm leaving on a light

You'll find you're way home when you're worthless life is done

I'll expect a big fat check with interest added on