Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
The sky turned green as I was counting sheep
Under my sleeping bag about to fall asleep
From the sky flew a ball of light
Gripped with fear I closed my zipper tight
You know I've always been a severe xenophobe
And I saw strange men with instruments aiming to probe
They had big heads and they had big black eyes
They were short and skinny and really funny looking guys
Verse 2
One started through my backpack one picked up my guitar
He strummed a string and jumped into the other one's arms
One found the Old Crow bottle took a sniff but not a drink
Passed it around and they all had a smell of that bottle of stink
This went on for a while till I grabbed the bottle and I guzzled
I must have guzzled a pint and a half or more just to show these superior extraterrestrials
We may not have your advance technology
But I do believe I can drink you all under every operating table
From here to the next galaxy
Verse 3
Then I passed it back and they all had a big swallow
They began to dance around and scream and shout and holler
But overall I'd say we had a good time I even played my guitar
Until the campfire died we just laid there staring up at the stars
We laid awhile till they had to stumble on back to their ship
I said "Be careful fellows, have a safe trip"
I watched that craft wobble in the sky as they did go
It's such a strange desert here in Southern New Mexico