Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Squirm Squirm Squirm

Little worm worm worm

Little worm is gonna squirm

Until it learns learns learns

 There’s germs germs germs

 In the ferns ferns ferns

If you have concerns

 You won’t return turn turn

Verse 2

Squirm Squirm Squirm

Little worm worm worm

Little worm is gonna squirm

Until it burns burns burns

Then its churn churn churn

Ashes turn turn turn

Place them atop a mantle in an

Urn Urn Urn

Verse 3

Squish Squish Squish

Little fish fish fish

You cuss and you fight

And you twitch twitch twitch

Eat you fresh fresh fresh

Inside a dish dish dish

I can’t grant little fish

His last wish wish wish

Verse 4

Squish Squish Squish

Little fish fish fish

Little fish is gonna squish

With sweet relish lish lish

Delish lish lish

On a sandwich wich wich

Fit for a king or

Son of a bitch bitch birch

Verse 5

Twirl twirl twirl

Little girl girl girl

Twirl all around

Till you hurl hurl hurl

Swirl swirl swirl

Like a squirrel squirrel squirrel

Swing around let your freak flag

Unfurl furl furl

Verse 6

Twirl twirl twirl

Little girl girl girl

Twirl your twirly hair

Into curls curls curls

Let it whirl whirl whirl

Down your apparel parel parel

Let it twirl and unfurl

Across the world world world