Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I gave a girl a flower that I found on a grave

 And she gave me gonnerhea to return the favor

'er lips were as red as a fresh rug burn

Her cheeks were as ashy as the dog in the urn

Chorus

I'm gonna die the same way I was born

 It's the same way Dad likes his underground porn

The same way Mom got herself knocked up

Naked and screaming and covered in blood

Verse 2

My sister had a party for her sweet sixteen

Damn time flies when you're on amphetamines

She slapped me in the face said “You'd better learn soon

To watch your filthy mouth when there's cunts in the room”

Verse 3

I'm sitting fully clothed in a cold bubble bath

Ave Maria on the phonograph

My naked crotch makes me hate my dad

Every time I suck a dick I feel like a fag