Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
I gave a girl a flower that I found on a grave
And she gave me gonnerhea to return the favor
'er lips were as red as a fresh rug burn
Her cheeks were as ashy as the dog in the urn
Chorus
I'm gonna die the same way I was born
It's the same way Dad likes his underground porn
The same way Mom got herself knocked up
Naked and screaming and covered in blood
Verse 2
My sister had a party for her sweet sixteen
Damn time flies when you're on amphetamines
She slapped me in the face said You'd better learn soon
To watch your filthy mouth when there's cunts in the room
Verse 3
I'm sitting fully clothed in a cold bubble bath
Ave Maria on the phonograph
My naked crotch makes me hate my dad
Every time I suck a dick I feel like a fag