Italian Plumber Lawsuit Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

AI've been watching the news to Dsee what new excuse

 they haEve for young people, committing violent Aacts.

ANow they've hit on the truth, its because of all the

Dmeanness in the youth and the Edevils lawyer couldn't even argue the Afacts.

AI've got a friend its such a shame,

 he spends his Dtime with the video games

 stEaring at colored glass, all Aday

AAnd the plan floats in his brain,

 the poor Dboy's gone half insane

 and i Eaim, to make the perpetrators pAay.

Chorus

EHe spits fire, and eats Aflowers

 he kicks Dturtles, and he stomps mushErooms

 i am gonna Dsue, MarEio and his BArother LDuigi

 I will Amake those bastards Epay for what they've dAone.

DMy blood Ecurdles when i tAhink of those poor Dturtles

 and the musAhrooms who never grew Einto hallucinAogens.

Verse

Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime,

there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower.

and he swears on the blood of King Koopa,

he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas,

his minds so strung out on that flower power.

Chorus

He spits fire, and eats flowers

he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms

i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi

I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.

My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles

and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

Verse

Well theres all kinds of video games,

that are leading this world to shame,

and i for one, im not gonna take it

well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert,

and one whos gone wild over frogger,

and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked.

but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber,

his princess, and his good for nothin brother,

their existence in this world is a disease.

But will i do anything about it?

I doubt it,

I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese!

Chorus

He spits fire, and eats flowers

he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms

i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi

I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.

My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles

and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

This is a fun little song from a Southern Illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille

sound to it. You can find the song itself on YouTube.

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