If I Had My Druthers Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 Don’t youG go motherfuckering me boys

 Don’t youC go motherfuckeriGng me

 Don’t youG go motherfuckering me boys

 Don’t youA go motherfuckeriDng me

GWell I’ll tell you my brother and G7all of you others

 If CI had my druthers IA’d be cocksuckered

 Don’t youG go motherfuckering me boys

 Don’t youD go motherfuckeriGng me

Verse 2

I’ll be strangled and stripped I’ll be wet noodle whipped

Don’t you go motherfuckering me

I’ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls

Don’t you go motherfuckering me

I’ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass

I’ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear

Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys

Don’t you go motherfuckering me

Verse 3

I’ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug

Don’t you go motherfuckering me

I’ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine

Don’t you go motherfuckering me

I’ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose

I’ll hold the load of a horny toad

Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys

Don’t you go motherfuckering me