Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
A creep fell asleep underneath a great heap
Of punks and monks and their junk
The bloke awoke to the joke of a kid
Needing kidneys and first rate smokes
The surprise of the sunrise in his eyes
Reminds him of times he was better off blind
Before he roared like a whore
Riding shotgun on the god box wagon
Chorus
The god box wagon aint going nowhere
The god box wagon aint going nowhere
If you want to go nowhere better find another chauffeur
The god box wagon aint never goin there
Verse 2
A clown was found where he drowned
So bloated they noted he nearly exploded
The hour was powered by flowers and cowards
With souls full of holes and spirits corroded
I watched the fitness of the mystery mistress
Who cried all night with warm hugs and kisses
Till her half sister kissed her and hitched her
To the wheels of the god box wagon
Verse 3
His face was simple with dimples and pimples
But he slept with his boots on the stove
The story that morning said the rain was pouring
And far into nowhere he drove
Then nowhere stopped and he dropped his clock
Standing there was an ox a wagon and a box
So he grabbed the reins in the rain and proclaimed
Im the god of nowhere and Im never going home
Chorus
The god box wagon doesnt care where your money is
God box wagon doesnt care who your daddy is
All the god box wagon really wants to know
Are you going somewhere where you wanna go?