Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

A creep fell asleep underneath a great heap

 Of punks and monks and their junk

 The bloke awoke to the joke of a kid

 Needing kidneys and first rate smokes

 The surprise of the sunrise in his eyes

 Reminds him of times he was better off blind

 Before he roared like a whore

 Riding shotgun on the god box wagon

Chorus

 The god box wagon ain’t going nowhere

The god box wagon ain’t going nowhere

If you want to go nowhere better find another chauffeur

The god box wagon ain’t never goin’ there

Verse 2

A clown was found where he drowned

So bloated they noted he nearly exploded

The hour was powered by flowers and cowards

With souls full of holes and spirits corroded

I watched the fitness of the mystery mistress

Who cried all night with warm hugs and kisses

Till her half sister kissed her and hitched her

To the wheels of the god box wagon

Verse 3

His face was simple with dimples and pimples

But he slept with his boots on the stove

The story that morning said the rain was pouring

And far into nowhere he drove

Then nowhere stopped and he dropped his clock

Standing there was an ox a wagon and a box

So he grabbed the reins in the rain and proclaimed

I’m the god of nowhere and I’m never going home

Chorus

The god box wagon doesn’t care where your money is

God box wagon doesn’t care who your daddy is

All the god box wagon really wants to know

Are you going somewhere where you wanna go?