First Rate Smokes Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 MyC name is SeymoDur Green

 I'm anG honest business man

 IC make First RaDte Smokes

 From aG warehouse in my van

CI've had someD troubles

GWith the EPA

 I Cchange my compaDny name

GEvery other day

 I Chire out Dworkers

 From KeGntucky factories

 Who Cspend their dayDs working for

 R.J. RGeynolds Industries

 TheyC find me in thDe parking lot

 When theG factory whistle blows

 And weC roll up all Dthe tobacco

 That getsG stuck between their toes

Chorus

CTake off yourD shoes

 It's Gtime to go to work

 It's C3Dam and wGe're setting up shop

CTake off yourD socks

 StartG scraping those nails

 If thCe ADTF discovers us

 It's GGPCs from jail

Verse 2

I'm in cahoots with some Canucks

Just above the borderline

They package all my products

With cute logos and designs

I distribute to truck stops

And small town liquor stores

They buy cases of cartons

And call me up for more

Verse 3

Thrifty smokers don't mind

Where their cigarettes are from

All they really want

Is smoke and tar in their lungs

So if you ever buy a pack

Of First Rate Smokes

You know the tar won't kill you

But the smell will make you choke