Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Eat drink and be dead

Eat drink and be dead

Raise your glass above your head

Eat drink and be dead

Verse 1

I've been playing online poker

But these bastards keep on stealing

I would be a millionaire

 If only I could just break even

Verse 2

I sold my blood and semen

For a bottle of tequila

If you mix them all together

That's a manly margarita

Verse 3

Oh, there are better men

Than me out there it's true

But all of those sons of bitches

Are with better girls than you