Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
Eat drink and be dead
Eat drink and be dead
Raise your glass above your head
Eat drink and be dead
Verse 1
I've been playing online poker
But these bastards keep on stealing
I would be a millionaire
If only I could just break even
Verse 2
I sold my blood and semen
For a bottle of tequila
If you mix them all together
That's a manly margarita
Verse 3
Oh, there are better men
Than me out there it's true
But all of those sons of bitches
Are with better girls than you