Drunk As Dragons Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

DmThe bar closed that night IC offered her a ride

A♯She said,A “Take me to youDmr car”

DmBut I lost my licenseC on a DUI

A♯I took her awayA on my handDmle bars

CShe called me Don QuiGxote

CQuite ironic I suGppose

 We were Fdrunk as dragons

CFeast on the fermented A♯flesh of thAe fallen hDmeroes

Verse 2

The place she was staying was the Garden of Eden

I stopped at the gates

A noisy neon sign buzzed and shined

Advertising hourly rates

I asked her if she could make it

She wasn't walking so well

She said, “Don't let me die alone in an interstate town

In the bathtub of a sleaze pit motel”

Verse 3

I must confess I was staring at her chest

On her heart was a new tattoo

Some folks are religious, me I'm just superstitious

I cringed it said, “What Would Jesus Do”

She asked me if I believed

In heaven, hell, redemption, or sin

Well it's hard for a man to believe in much of nothing

'til an angel's laying under him