Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

The devil holds his head

Stares at every soul

He feeds us molten lead

Washed down with hot coals

Lately he's been down

A constant joylessness

 Oh, you can't cheer up the devil

When the devil gets depressed

Verse 2

Notches on his belt

For every heart we've broke

Gold stars hang in hell

For blasphemies we've spoke

It's just not enough

For him to be impressed

Oh, you can't cheer up the devil

When the devil gets depressed

Verse 3

God tickles his chin

Sticks out his tongue

He can't get him to grin

God asks him whats wrong

The devil turns away

“Nothing” is all he says

Oh, you can't cheer up the devil

When the devil gets depressed

You can't cheer up the devil

You can't cheer up the devil

You can't cheer up the devil

When the devil gets depressed