Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
The devil holds his head
Stares at every soul
He feeds us molten lead
Washed down with hot coals
Lately he's been down
A constant joylessness
Oh, you can't cheer up the devil
When the devil gets depressed
Verse 2
Notches on his belt
For every heart we've broke
Gold stars hang in hell
For blasphemies we've spoke
It's just not enough
For him to be impressed
Oh, you can't cheer up the devil
When the devil gets depressed
Verse 3
God tickles his chin
Sticks out his tongue
He can't get him to grin
God asks him whats wrong
The devil turns away
Nothing is all he says
Oh, you can't cheer up the devil
When the devil gets depressed
You can't cheer up the devil
You can't cheer up the devil
You can't cheer up the devil
When the devil gets depressed