Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
He don't smoke she don't drink
She don't wash and he don't stink
He don't catch she don't pitch
She don't moan and he don't bitch
He don't spit she don't swallow
She don't lead and he don't follow
Verse 2
He don't pull she don't push
She don't look and he don't touch
He don't lie She don't cheat
She don't puke and he don't eat
He don't work she don't play
She don't leave and he don't stay
Verse 3
He don't walk she don't drive
She don't swim and he don't dive
He don't sing and she don't chant
She don't rave and he don't rant
He don't see she don't stare
She don't mind and he don't care
Verse 4
He don't shine and she don't gleam
She don't sleep and he don't dream
He don't stop she don't move
She don't deny and he don't prove
He don't take she don't give
She don't die and he don't live
Verse 5
He don't cry she don't sweat
She don't wish and he don't regret
He don't blow she don't suck
She don't crow and he don't cluck
He don't scratch she don't mix
She don't break and he don't fix
Verse 6
He don't squawk and she don't squeak
She don't buzz and he don't tweak
He don't tick and she don't tock
She don't pass and he don't block
He don't boil she don't steam
She don't shout and he don't scream
Verse 7
He don't study she don't test
She don't search and he don't quest
He don't borrow she don't steal
She don't tell and he don't squeal
He don't write and she don't read
She don't cut and he don't bleed
Verse 8
He don't call she don't come
She don't beg and he don't bum
He don't clap she don't cheer
She don't hide and he don't fear
He don't hook she don't bait
She don't love and he don't hate