Wont Be Pathetic Forever Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 I've been waCking up up at twGelve p.m., in my boFxers in this dirty bed,

 Eating SCour Patch WaterGmelons the boys muFrked the day before.

 I'm watching bCad reruns of mGad TV, this shFits not even close to funny,

 But CI don't work toGday 'til three and the reFmote is on the floor.

C G F C G

FWhen are you coming over? Please, just say right now.

CWe won't sleep our liGves away,

 And toFday(and today, and today.)

 We'll make waCves.

 In this lake of shGit we've made, I reFfuse to sink.

 We cCant live our liGves this way;

 Not toFday (or today, or today.)

 If this sCea of metaphoric bulGlshit stays, FI won't sink.

 The paCrty starts at nGine p.m. at whFich ever house is close and vacant,

 We'll cCall the ten friends weG've got left to preFtend we've got a life.

 The boCys are slaying shGitty brews, and I'Fve been slaying orange juice.

 You kCnow we don't got sGhit to do, I guFess we'll stay the night, fuck.

CIt's too cGold out to rFide my bike today.

CIt's been raiGning since Fwe got home last week.

CWe won't sleep our liGves away,

 And toFday(and today, and today.)

 We'll make waCves.

 In this lake of shGit we've made, I reFfuse to sink.

 We cCant live our liGves this way;

 Not toFday (or today, or today.)

 If this sCea of metaphoric bulGlshit stays, FI won't sink.

CSome nights I loGve this town

FBut most nights I hate this.

CSome nights I loGve this town

FBut most nights I hate this.

CLately, I've been thiGnking about being a doFctor or a teacher,

CLately, I've been thiGnking about being somFeone at all;

CLately, I've been thiGnking about being a doFctor or a teacher,

 Just soCmeone who changes someGthing.

CSomeone who changes somGething.

FSomeone who changes something.

CSomeone who changes somGething.

FAnything. C

Note: If you want to include a small "solo" I like these chords after the second verse

the bridge and outro.

C G Em F x2 (or however many you want.)