Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward
Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
Bridge
You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life it's not what I thought it was
Chorus
Damn blast look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said oh wow look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Aah Aah...the size of a cow
Interlude