Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems

When you're not looking forward

Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink

 And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

Bridge

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life it's not what I thought it was

Chorus

Damn blast look at my past

 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

 I said oh wow look at me now

 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Aah Aah...the size of a cow

Interlude