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I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly

And tell my father that I need him back again

And if these words wont drop from your lips

I will be your Freudian slip

And flowers might wilt when we walk past

And self-help might help when it makes us laugh

Only finding questions in answers

You and I are just walking disasters (x3)

She only finds her love in a downtown store

Consumption makes her stronger

 You're the sweetest anaconda

The kind of lack of respect that I adore

 I cant offer you a rescue

 But when you've lost all that you have left to lose

I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly

And tell my father that I need him back again

And if these words wont drop from your lips

I will be your Freudian slip

As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel

You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill

And what we'll never want, we'll always need

 Right now we need some pop psychology

To keep us up-beat

So tell your mother that you love her dearly

And tell your father your won't lock him out again

And if these words wont drop from your lips

I will be your Freudian slip

And flowers might wilt when we walk past

And self-help might help when it makes us laugh

Only finding questions in answers

You and I are just walking disasters (x5)