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Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who
live on his face
There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in
a beard you never get cold
There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard
there's just so much to do!
I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's
beard.