Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

It's 8 O'clock and I'm feeling fine

 I'm out on a date tonight

 In a candle lit restaurant

 Down by the riverside

Everythings going alright I guess

 She took down my number and home address

Everything was going perfectly

Until

Chorus

 It backfired at the disco

 she slapped me at the disco

 I did something I'll never forget

Verse 2

 It was a chat up line built not to impress

 More a sleezy remark on her whorish dress

My wires crossed like they'd never done before

 Well it's 3 O'clock and I'm feeling shite

 I'm going home alone tonight

Everything was going perfectly

Until

Chorus

 It backfired at the disco

 she slapped me at the disco

 I did something I'll never forget

 Yeah it backfired at the disco

 she slapped me at the disco

 I made a move when it was well out of context

Outro

It backfired at the disco

We were dancing at the disco

It backfired at the disco

We were dancing at the disco

Yeah it backfired at the disco

When she slapped me at the disco

It backfired at the disco

We were dancing at the disco