Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Chorus
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Verse 1
We kick back and let the pills do the talking
People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking
Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee
Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies
They get entangled well within our daily routines
So please re-think or use my trademark strategy
Chorus
And please allow me to be your anti-depressant
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Post-chorus:
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Verse 2
It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake
The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate
Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
I needed more than what was in those 40 milligrams
So cast away with the doctor's plans
Chorus
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Interlude
na na na na... aaa...
Outro
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
Although I felt as grim as the reaper man
So cast away with the doctor's plans
Like me
I hope you like it ;)