Standard (EADGBE)

If you had a room, he'd paint it white,

 survives the day, prefers the night,

build slight.

  Got a head for figures,

no time for bickers,

(or so he says,)

prefers the company of a woman. (One, two, three, four!)

Finds it more physical (that's an important word),

  always seen first then heard,

such a rare bird.

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With praise he glows, with change he grows, finds that important,

hates waiting, it's not stimulating, etc.

I can't understand why that is so funny,

 that is sex.

That's it.

Please comment with any questions, changes, or requests.

Cheers!