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I'd have to be crazy
To stop all my singin
and never play music again.
You'd call me a fool
If I put on a top hat
and ran out to flag down the wind.
I'd have to be weird
to grow me a beard...
just to see what the redknecks would do.
But, I'd have to be crazy
plum out of mind
to fall out of love with you.
Now I know I've done weird things
I told people I heard things
when silence was all that abounds.
Been days when it pleased me
to be on my knees
following ants as they crawled cross the ground
I've been insane on a train
But I'm still me again
and the place where i hold you is true...
So I know I'm alright
'case I'd have to be crazy
to fall out of love with you...
You know I
(and i don't intend to..)
But should there come a day,
when I say that i don't love you
They can lock me away--ay--AY
It sure would be dingy
to live in an envelope
waiting alone for a stamp
and you'd swear i was loco
to rub for a genie
while burning my hand on lamp
and i may not be normal
but nobo-d-y is...
So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
I'd have to be crazy
plum out of my mind
to fall out of love with you!!
REPEAT ONCE
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