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 I'd have to be crazy

 To stop all my singin

 and never play music again.

 You'd call me a fool

 If I put on a top hat

 and ran out to flag down the wind.

 I'd have to be weird

 to grow me a beard...

 just to see what the redknecks would do.

 But, I'd have to be crazy

plum out of mind

 to fall out of love with you.

 Now I know I've done weird things

 I told people I heard things

 when silence was all that abounds.

 Been days when it pleased me

 to be on my knees

 following ants as they crawled cross the ground

I've been insane on a train

But I'm still me again

 and the place where i hold you is true...

So I know I'm alright

 'case I'd have to be crazy

 to fall out of love with you...

You know I

 (and i don't intend to..)

 But should there come a day,

when I say that i don't love you

They can lock me away--ay--AY

It sure would be dingy

to live in an envelope

waiting alone for a stamp

 and you'd swear i was loco

 to rub for a genie

 while burning my hand on lamp

and i may not be normal

 but nobo-d-y is...

 So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

plum out of my mind

 to fall out of love with you!!

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