One More Minute Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

GWell I heard that you’re leaving C

GGonna leave me far behind C

ECos you found a brand new lover Am

DYou decided that I’m not your kind G

 So I pulCled your name out of my rolGodex C

 And I toreF all your pictures in two C

 And I burnEed down the malt shop where we used to go Am

 Just becauseD it reminds me of you G

Chorus

 That’s righFt you ain’t goGnna see me crying C

 I’m glaFd that you found somGebody new C

 But I’d rathFer spend eternity eatiGng shards of broken gAmlass C

 Than spenFd one more minute with yoGu C

Verse

I guess I might seem kinda bitter

You got me feeling down in the dumps

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

And I have to use the self-service pumps

Chorus

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face

Than spend one more minute with you

Bridge

FI'd rather rip out my intestines wiGth a fork

FThan watch you going out with other men C

FI'd rather slam my fingers inAm a door (yah)

FAgain and again and again and again and again G

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

Chorus

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)

Shove an icepick under a toenail or two

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue

Than spend one more minute with you

Chorus

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades

Than spend one more minute with you

 I'd rather rip mFy heart right out of my ribcage with my bareG hands

 and then throw Amit on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die... F

 Than spenCd one more minute with yoGu C