Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I was a good dog today

 Dug a little bit deeper under the fence

 Protecting you from the cats next door

Loud men coming to take the garbage away

 Use most of my tricks to keep them off balence

Keep 'em from taking the whole house away

Chorus

Dogs, dogs are people

Got 'em trained pretty good

Eats when he's hungry

Drink water if wet tastes good

Verse 2

I was a good dog today

I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over

Trying to keep my spine in line

Feel my nose, it's cold and wet

I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy

Give him a dollar to pay for rent

(Chorus)

 Jam over >

Chorus

with different lyrics):

Dogs, dogs are people

Got 'em trained in school

Sit up straight, boy

You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool

(Chorus)