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The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to

 Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do

 I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

 He said, “Sorry Whompy I could get reported

 To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure

 You’re not a wizard you’re a tree

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 Well the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home

Regardless of race, religion, creature, or sexual preference

We accept whites, we accept blacks

We accept rebel freedom fighters on horse back

We accept Asians, we accept Jews

We accept everyone and that includes YOU!

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to

 Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do

 I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

 He said, “Sorry Whompy I could get reported

 To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure

 You’re not a wizard you’re a tree

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

 So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome