Standard (EADGBE)

Here by the sea and sand

Nothing ever goes as planned,

 I just couldn't face going home

 It was just a drag on my own.

 They finally threw me out

My mother got drunk on stout,

 My dad couldn't stand on two feet,

 As he lectured about morality.

 Now I guess the families complete,

 With me hanging round on the street

 Or here on the beach.

The girl I love

Is a perfect dresser,

Wears every fashion

 Gets it to the tee.

Heavens above,

I got to match her

 She knows just how

 She wants her man to be

Leave it to me.

My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck

I ride a G.S. scooter with my hair cut neat

I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet.

I see her dancing

Across the ballroom

UV light making starshine

 Of her smile.

I am the face,

She has to know me,

 I'm dressed up better than anyone

 Within a mile.

 So how come the other tickets look much better?

Without a penny to spend they dress to the letter.

How come the girls come on oh so cool

Yet when you meet 'em, every one's a fool?

Come sleep on the beach

Keep within my reach

 I just want to die with you near

I'm feeling so high with you here.

I'm wet and I'm cold

But thank God I ain't old

 Why didn't I say what I mean?

I should have split home at fifteen

 There's a story that the grass is so green,

What did I see?

 Where have I been?

Nothing is planned, by the sea and the sand