Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

My life's in jeopardy

Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be

 I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife is comin' after me

Give me police protection,

 Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one

Give me a bodyguard, a black belt Judo expert

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With a machine gun.

[repeat intro]

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane

 When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain

 She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough

 To send her half insane

Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive

 I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive.

All I did was have a bit too much to drink

 And I picked the wrong precinct

 Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think.

[repeat second verse]

And I'm oh, so tired of running

Gonna lay down on the floor

I gotta rest sometime

So I can get to run some more, yeah!

She's comin'

She's comin'