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Doctor, there's something wrong with me
My health is not all that it used to be
My heart is out of beat, I've got chilblains on my feet
My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see
Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad,
I've got every sickness there is to be had
I had whooping cough last month
And today I've got the mumps
And tomorrow I'll get chicken pox as well
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go now I can tell
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Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go I can tell
I've not got long to go I can tell
Those pills I took had no effect at all
Just the other day I had a nasty fall
And I think I broke my jaw, when it hit the kitchen floor
And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four
I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?
And though the bug is going round, what can I do?
And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three
Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get through?
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go I can tell
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well
I've not got long to go I can tell
I've not got long to go I can tell
Do you think it's time that I made out my will?
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill
Just how long is there to go;
Please tell me, I want to know
But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill