Standard (EADGBE)

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[horn arr for gtr]

I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy, that's bad!

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 The Ferrari's in the garage and I

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 But please don't make me come to the theatre it's so uncool

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I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him, oh no

I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him, oh

I'll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him

But please don't make me come to the theatre, it's so grim

Chorus

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  Kevin's a model child

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  Always as good as gold

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  Kevin is never wild

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  Always does as he's told