Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

same chords):

Had a little bit to drink

There's a little thing I wanted to do out east

Nothing too emotional, my good miss

I couldn't be serious in a room full of jack-knife eyes

Stop talking 'bout the years -

you sound like Louis Burdett

Chorus

And we roll on to my back shed

 Play some poker, scratch my head

Look at the sky and spot the planes

 Where would I go on holidays?

 Roll with the punches down the aisles

 and down the streets the weeks roll by.

Verse 2

( )

I'm chewing ice and grinning

I'm spewing up and spinning

It's biliousness as usual in my corner of the kitchen.

Hey you, lose that friend before we go anywhere

What? Someone might see you alone?

Stop bagging out the band,

You sound like Louis Burdett

Chorus

All my friends are fuckups

 but they're fun to have around

 Banana chairs out on the concrete

 Telling stories to the stars

 How Geminis love wooden dragons, yeah

 How down the street the weeks roll by.

Bridge

The moment the night wears off the bombsite reappears

They're all asleep but the morning tastes like wine

It tastes like wine in Tempe

 I feel so good I, just might, wake him up

Pat him on the bald head - tell me about a dream, Louis

Something obscene, Louis

Your life's an open magazine, Louis.

Solo over same chords.

I'm stoned in a bookshop, sober in a nightclub

Sex is everywhere but no-where around me

By the time she gets to Marrickville we'll be masturbating

Never rains in Tempe but the planes remind me of family money

And the lack down here

Stop talking, frustrated, 'cause I sound like Louis Burdett

Chorus

And we roll on to my back shed

 Play some poker, scratch my head

Look at the sky and spot the planes

 Where would I go on holidays?

 Roll with the punches down the aisles

 and down the streets the weeks roll by.

All my friends are fuckups

 but they're fun to have around

 Banana chairs out on the concrete

 Telling stories to the stars

 How Geminis love wooden dragons, yeah

 How down the street the weeks roll by.

Outro

same chords as chorus):

Most of my friends are very fruity indeed, such fun to have around

Terror, like charity, begins at home

Chris don't like madness, but madness likes him

He's got a finger in his chest saying how it should have been

Chorus again

 ...and how down the street the weeks, roll by.