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A letter to you on a cassette

'cause we don't write anymore

gotta make it up quickly -

there's people asleep on the second floor

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

 You'll be walking your dog in a few hours

I'll be asleep in my brother's house

You're a thousand miles away

 with food between your teeth

Come up for summer, I've got a place near the beach

There's room for your dog

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

 Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom, and a bottle of pills

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

You shouldn't leave me alone

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

 Bare feet like a tomboy, and a crooked smile

 Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

 Saturday, and a picture of you

A letter to you on a cassette

You shouldn't leave me alone

Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day

 with a gun-totin' trigger-happy trannie named Kinky Renee

 Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings

 for masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding

while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all

aquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors

and a dash of loneliness

 There's no aphrodisiac quite like it

 Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

 impunity, and a picture of you

 I got a video setup me love you short time

she pay me suck his finger with some fine wine

and a dash of loneliness

 Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

 awkwardness, impunity, and a picture of you.