Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

power chords/5ths palm muted)

You, you think you're such a badass

 You think you're such a rough neck

 Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio

Well, I think it's really sad though

 And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me

 Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom

 Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

Chorus

 When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

 When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

Verse 2

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno

 But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime

 You're steppin' on a land mine

 Your gonna shoot your eye out

I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the

clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her

face and a stolen dick

Chorus

 When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

 When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

Bridge

Verse 3

You, you think you're still a bad ass

 You think you're still a rough neck

 Well let's take this outside