Do You Take It In The Ass Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

  Well my fatAher says you're nifty

You smell nice and you're groovy

  And you've Bheard of photo lair

And we both like foreign movies

  And we bothE agree that human rights abuseAs are unfair

My mother says you have that touch of class

  You understC♯and your feelings

Well I can see a shiny future

  And you're Bnot afraid to share

Where we'll dialog in nurture

  And I thinkE I could do something with your hair

But there is one last thing I feel I need to ask

[Chorus 1 & 2]

  Do you take it in the asAs

  Do you take it in the asBs

  Cause you're beautiful aDnd curvy

When it comes to brains you've got 'em

  but unless yoFu're kinda purvey

But unless you play the bottom

  There's no waEy me and you are gonnah laAst

I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass

Riff 3

  Well yDou're adorable, reliable but is your anus pliable

  that'sA the information that I nBeed

  You woDuld do it if you love me B

  If youD would just squat above mBe

(G - G - G♯ - G♯ - A - A - A♯ - A♯ - B)

You could control the depth and speed

Chorus 3

  Do you take it in the aAss

  Do you take it in the asBs

  Cause I've orderDed in a shipment

  Of the reFlevant equipment

  I've got Elubricant & boppers and some brassA

Bridge

  If yDou need more informationB

  On tDhis type of penetration B

  GWe cGan aG♯lwaysG♯ takeA a cAorreA♯spondA♯ence Bclass

Riff 4

  You see I'mA not the kinda fella

  Who can getB off on vanilla

  No, I need Ea little colour in my sexA

  Well honey C♯it just happens

  That I brouBght my bog load strap-on

  And some maEsculine to heighten the effect

  RCeady? Uhh

[Final Chorus]

  Do you take it in the asAs

  Do you take it in the asBs

  Ohhhhhhh F E

  Do yoAu take it in the a_____ss