Capo 8th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

[G/f#] x2

Verse 1

[G/f#]

My life is brilliant.

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?

Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant.

[G/f#]

Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic

You're always broke

 Your homemade Star Trek uniform

[G/f#]

really ain't impressing' me

 You're suffering' from delusions of

 Adequacy

Chorus

You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.

You're Pitiful, it's true.

 Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate

 And ya smell repulsive too

  [G/f#]

What a bummer bein' you

Verse 2

 Well ya just can't dance

[G/f#]

And forget romance

 Everybody you know still calls ya

Farty Pants

  [G/f#]

But you always have a job well I mean

 As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

Chorus

You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.

You're Pitiful, it's true.

 You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest

 While you're playin' Halo 2

 No one's classier than you

Interlude

Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

Outro

You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.

You're Pitiful, it's true.

 Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself

 You still live with your Mom and you're 42

 Guess you'll never grow a clue

 When it just sucks to be you