Standard (EADGBE)

 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

 Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated

 Soda S-O-- soda

 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said

Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda

 Well I've been around but I ain't never seen

 A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green

 Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

 Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

 How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

 Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I left home just a week before

 And I never ever been a Jedi before

 But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

 Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben

 So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

 So I used the Force

 I picked up a box

 I lifted some rocks

 While I stood on my head

 But I won't forget what Yoda said

 He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side,

 And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."

 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

 I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

 But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed

 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

 So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

 But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray

 The long-term contract I had to sign

 Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

(repeat until tired)