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 I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck

Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck

Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

 My diesel rig is northward bound

 It's time to put that hammer down

 Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by

 I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel

 But it's sure hard to hold the wheel

 While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry

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Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirr'r

 and my pink angora sweater fits so tight

 I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight

 Well, I sure hope my seams are straight

 Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

 Because I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck

Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck

 Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

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Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me

 and my nipple rings don't bother me too much

 But when I hit those big speed bumps

 My darling little rhinestone pumps

 Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

 But still I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck

Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck

Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon while

 I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

 I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck

Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck

 And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon

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So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high . heels .

on . . . my high heels on! . . . .