Tmz Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DYou're sort of famous, A minor celebriAty,

 And so it only makes sense, the world wouldEm be

 Obsessed with every single thingG you do

DThey're running 'round with their camcorders in theA night,

 They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they justEm might

 See something real embarrassingG you do

 The Embad hair day and Gsweat-stained T-shirt,

DThat's the story that Athey're gonna feature

EmWith exclusive pics of your Gflabby behind,

 You think you're Aall alone but that's right when you'll find...

 A bunch of Dpaparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,

ACameras in your face And then suddenEmly-y-yy

 You're on TMGZ-e-ee You're on TMDZ

DFollowing you when you're walking down the sAtreet

 And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' Emto eat

 So you cover your face thinking to yourGself:

"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

DAnd they're out there praying you'll have a big meltAdown

 And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole Emtown

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,

GFirst on the scene for every wardrobe fail

EmYou just picked up Gsome transvestite,

DSeconds later, it's Aup on the website

EmGet a Vegas wedding, Ga quickie divorce,

 And they'll be Asneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

 And if they Dever catch you pickin' your nose or

AStumblin' down the street on a drunken sEmpree-e-ee

 You're on TMGZ-ee

DStalkin' you, just waiting by your front door

ATrailin' you through airport securiEmty-y-yy,

 They're with TMGZ

 They're with TMDZ

 "We caughDt tAhisEm OscGar nominee...picking up dog poo!"

"Is that a baby bump?"

"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"

"Look who's drinking coffee!!"

"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

 Oh, lemme tell ya it's Emgettin' to the point where

 A faGmous person can't

 Even Dget a DUI,

 or go Aon a racist rant

 Those Emguys are all around

 So you rGeally shouldn't dare

 Goin' to eDvery club in town

 If you've lAost your underwear...

 Seems that Devery single time a star decides to

AShave their head or ram their car into a Emtree-e-ee,

 They're on TMGZ-e-ee

DIf they catch you peein' in the bushes,

ALater on that night, well I guaranEmtee-e-ee

 You're on TMGZ-e-ee, You're on TMDZ

 You're on TMAZ

 Every single celebriEmty-y-yy,

 Knows they're gonna Gbe-e-ee, They're on TMDZ