Standard (EADGBE)

Chords used:

 F#m7 (3xx220) - not sure about the name of this chord!

NOTE: Not too sure about Bm in the chorus -

sounds okay, but G chord works pretty fine as well???

couldn't figure that out myself, so play whatever you feel like the best!

Intro

same as verses):

  four times

(Little melody played along with intro and verses)

Verse 1

 Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys

 For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

 When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

 He had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

Verse 2

From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo

Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo

And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,

"Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!"

Chorus

 The night Santa went crazy

 The night Saint Nick went insane

 Realized he'd been getting a raw deal

 Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Verse 3

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

Pre-chorus 1

 He got Dasher and Dancer with an old German luger

 And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kreuger

 And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen