Skipper Dan Chords

Half step down

I stared in every high school play

Blew every drama teacher away

Graduated first in my class at Juilliard

Took every acting workshop I could

And I dreamed of Hollywood

While I read my Uda Hagen

And studied the Bard

TRANSITION

Ab|---/4-2---2-0-0-4-4-2~--|

Pre-chorus

That's not the way that it's all worked out

Chorus

 I'm a C♯mtour Bguide on the AJungle Cruise Eride

ASkipper EDan is the Bname

 And I'm C♯mdoing B34 Ashows every Eday, and Aevery Etime it's the Bsame

C♯mLook at those Bhippos, they're Awiggling their Eears

AJust like they've done for the Blast 50 years

 Now I'm C♯mlaughing at my Bown jokes, but I'm Acrying inEside

A B BACK TO INTRO/VERSE RIFF

'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride

Verse 2

(Con't Riff throughout)

Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier

Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes

Prechorus

 Ah, but don't Ebother trying to AIMDE5B me,

 The Eonly place you might Apossibly E5see me,

 Is Eriding my little Aboat around AdventureEland,

 It ain't Aexactly what I planned but

Chorus

 I'm a C♯mtour Bguide on the AJungle Cruise Eride

ASkipper EDan is the Bname

 And I'm C♯mdoing B34 Ashows every Eday, and Aevery Etime it's the Bsame

C♯mI would've Bkilled if I'd Abeen in Speed-the-EPlow

ABut what's the difference that's Ball behind me now

 'Cause I'm C♯mpaying the Brent and I'm Aswallowing my Epride

 And I'm Aworking on the BJungle Cruise Eride

Bridge

 (KEY CHANGE TO G)

G I should be there on ABroadway, knocking 'em Ddead in 12 Angry BmMen

G But instead I'm here Atelling these lame jokes

(BACK TO KEY OF E)

BAgain, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again!

REPEAT CHORUS CHORDS FROM EARLIER OVER THE JUNGLE JOKES

[Bengal tigers can jump over 20 feet...

That's an African Bull-Elephant...

There it is the backside of water! What have I done with my life?]

LAST CHORUS W/ CHANGE

C♯mI should've Blistened when my AGrandfather Esaid

AWhy don't you major in Bbusiness instead?

 Now my C♯mhopes are Bvanished and my Adreams have all Edied

A B <----Chord change in this part of Chorus

And I'll probably work forever as a

C♯mTour Bguide on the AJungle Cruise Eride

ASkipper EDan is the Bname

 And I'm C♯mdoing B34 Ashows every Eday, and Aevery time it's the Bsame

C♯mLook at those Bhippos, they're Awiggling their Eears

ASomebody shoot me 'cause BI'm bored to tears!

 Always C♯msaid I'd be Bfamous, I Aguess that I Elied

 'Cause I'm Aworking on the BJungle Cruise C♯mride

 I'm still Aworking on the BJungle Cruise Eride!