Standard (EADGBE)

 Poor Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

 Even if his hair was on fire

 But then one day he went to that science lab

 That mutated spider came down

 Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

 And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da

 La la, li le la da dom

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web to - night

 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now

 And there's evil - doers to fight

 Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his

 Who horns in on Mary Jane

 But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys

 Who can kiss upside – down in the rain

 "With great power comes great responsibility"

 That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben

 If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line

Again and again and again

La li la, li de da

 La la, li le la da dom

 Now Norman's a billionaire scientist

 Who never had time for his son

 But then something went screwy and before you knew he

 Was trying to kill every - one

 And he's ridin' around on that glider thing

 And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb

 Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask

 But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web to - night

 'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now

 But where'd you come up with those tights?

 It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

Norman Osborn has bitten the dust

 And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead

 Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

 Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now

 Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down

 Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try

Again when the sequel comes 'round

La li la, li de da

 La la, li le la da dom

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web to-night

 'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now

 And we think that you'll do all right