Jerry Springer Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

 It's been Gone week since we Cadd9got to see

 Cheatin' lGovers and cCadd9ousins that marry

G Five days since they Cadd9had the show

 With the hGermaphrodite, the Cadd9slut, and the crack ho

G Three days since we Cadd9heard the tale

 AbGout the guy who learned his Cadd9woman was a she-male

GYesterday it occCadd9urred to me

 That I've been wGatchin' a bit too Cadd9much Jerry Springer

Verse 1

GHoly cow, d'you see it Cadd9last week?

 Well, they had this oGne freak

 Who sucker-Cadd9punched his whole family

G Do you recall when the brCadd9awl

 Became a total free-forG-all

 And Jerry's in the middle Cadd9tryin' to be the referee

GHey, see the stripper with the Cadd9implants

 She likes to Glap dance

 And date the Cadd9boyfriend of her mother

G Now here come's Jerry's Cadd9next guest

 And it's a slGugfest

 'Cause it's her trCadd9ailer trash brother

G Nymphomaniac is back on Cadd9crack

 It's like "When Animals AtGtack"

 They all exhibit reprehCadd9ensible behavior

G Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clCadd9othes

 Step on their toes, that's how it Ggoes

 They get so violent they hCadd9ave to sign a waiver

Bridge 1

Em7They're always swearin', cursin', kDadd9ickin' butt, and pointin' blame

Bm4On the air? They don't Cadd9care, they've got no shame

Em7There was one guy who I'm sDadd9ure felt a little strange

Bm4When he found out that his Cadd9wife had a sex change

Em7They have a tendency to sDadd9cream and yell constantly

Bm4They have a history of rCadd9ipping off their shirts

Chorus

It's been one week since they had the fight

With the Siamese twins and the transvestite

Five days since that awful brawl

They still haven't got the blood off the wall

It's been three days since the bitter fued

Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude

Yesterday, finally dawned on me

I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

Interlude

G[GuCadd9y] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister

[Gal] Oh? Well, which one?

[Guy] All of them

[Gal Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!

[Guy] Yah? Well, well me too!

[Gal] Oh!

[Guy] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!

(barking)

[Gal] Woofie, you b-tch!

[Gal] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!

(baaahhing)

[Guy] That goat doesn't love to you!

Verse 2

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'

Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'

Jerry's the king of confrontation

He's a sensation

He puts the 'sin' in syndication

It's totally worthless, like a bad check

It's like a train wreck

Don't wanna stare but you can't look away

Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows

But with more weirdos

The ratings jumpin' higher everyday

If you've seen the show, well then you know

It's just as low as you can go

The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene

And pretty soon some ugly goon

Comes in the room and then it's BOOM

In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen

Bridge 2

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities

Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies

"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant

Should I turn off my TV? I just can't

I have a tendency to watch it religiously

I have a history of taping each one

Chorus

It's been one week since the show about

Psycho killers with problems they should work out

Five days since the big surprise

When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys

Three days wince he interviewed

A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude

Yesterday, it occurred to me

That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer

I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer

Come over here and pull on my finger

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