Everything You Know Is Wrong Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)

Verse

all verses are the same):

DI was driving on the Gfreeway Ain the Dfast lane with a

 rabid GwolverAine inA♯dim my unBmderBm/Awear when E/G♯suddenEly a guy

 beAhind me in the backseat popped right Gup and cupped

 his hands across my D/F♯eyes. I Dguessed, "Is it GUncle

AFrank or cousin DLouie, is it Bob or GJoe or AWalter,

A♯dimcould it Bmbe Bill or Bm/AJim or Ed or E/G♯Bernie or ESteve,

 I probably Awould have kept on guessing but aA7bout

 that time we crashed into the Bmtruck, and as I'm

 laying E7bleeding there on the Aasphalt D/F♯finally I

GrecognDize the Emface of my Ghibachi dealer, who

Atakes off A7/Ghis prA/F♯osthetic A/Elips, and tells me:

Chorus

DEverytGhing you Aknow is Dwrong, black is white,

 up is dGown and AshortA♯dim is loBmng, and eBm/AverytE/G♯hing

 you tEhought was just Aso A7/Gimportant A/F♯doesn't A/Ematter,

DEveryGthing you Aknow is Dwrong, just forget the

C♯sus4words and F♯msing aBmlong, all you Bm/Aneed to E/G♯understEand is

Geverything you Aknow is wrong.

*- First time : F G

Second time: D

Third time:

GEverything you Aknow is (Bmeverything you C♯mknow is)

GEverything you Aknow is Dwrong! (Dend)

Solos

(Accordion Solo:)

G E F♯ G A

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)

Cm F G Am A♯ Am A♯ G C

(Guitar Solo:)

Dm D♯ F F♯ Am A♯ G C A7 (two strums

then into verse)

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