Ebay Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Yeah... A used

pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe

A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay

Verse 1

 My Emhouse ... is Cfilled Gwith this Emcrap

 Shows Cup in- Gbubble wEmrap

 Most Cevery Gday

 What EmI bought on DeBGay

Chorus

 Tell me Cwhy (I need another Dpet Grock)

 Tell me Cwhy (I got that Alf Dalarm Gclock)

 Tell me Cwhy (I bid on Shatner's Dold Gtoupee)

EmThey had it on DeBGay

Verse 2

 I'llEm buy (buy, buy,)... your Cknick-Gknack

 Just cEmheck ... my CfeedGback

 "A+Em+!" they Call Gsay

 They Emlove me on DeBGay

Chorus

 Gonna Cbuy (a slightly-damaged Dgolf Gpack)

 Gonna Cbuy (some Beanie Babies, Dnew with Gtags)

 From some Cguy I've never met in DNorGway

EmFound him on BeBay

Bridge

EmI am the type who is Em7liable to snipe you

 WithC two seconds left to Amgo, Dwhoa

 Got EmPaypal or Visa, Em7whatever'll please ya

 As Amlong as I've got the Dsus4dough D

Chorus

(no chords in song!)

 I'll Cbuy ... your DtchotchGkes

 Sell Cme ... your Dwatch, Gplease

 I'm highest Asus4bidder now

| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous

Verse 3

 (Yeahhh) Junk Asus4keeps arrivingE in the Amail

Asus4From that worldwide gEarage Asale

(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

Asus4Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard EashAtray

 Oh F♯myeah ... I bought it on EeBAay

CHORUS #2:

 Wanna Asus4buy (a PacMan Fever ElunchAbox)

 Wanna Asus4buy (a case on vintage Etube Asocks)

 Wanna Asus4buy (a Kleenex used by EDr.ADre, Dr. Dre)

F♯mFound it on EeBAay

CHORUS #2:

 Wanna Asus4buy (that Farrah Fawcett EpoAster)

 (Pez Asus4dispensers and a EtoasAter)

 Don't know Asus4why ... the kind of stuff you'd Ethrow Aaway

 I'll Asus4buy on EeBAay

Outro

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