Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 2
But Deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs then you're robbing liquor stores
And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car
Chorus 1
So Don't download this song
The record store's where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know you should
Oh, don't download this song
Verse 3
Oh, you don't wanna' mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
Doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are
Chorus 1
So don't Download this song (Don't go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know you should
Oh, don't download this song
Bridge
Don't take away money from artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody, please...
Chorus 2
Don't download this song (Oh please don't you do it, or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD like you know you should (Go out and buy it)
Oh, don't download this song
Chorus 3
Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
You'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know you should (you really should)
Oh, don't download this song