Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 2

 But Deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad

 And the shame would leave a permanent scar

 'Cause you start out stealing songs then you're robbing liquor stores

 And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car

Chorus 1

 So Don't download this song

 The record store's where you belong

 Go and buy the CD like you know you should

 Oh, don't download this song

Verse 3

 Oh, you don't wanna' mess with the R-I-double-A

 They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R

 Doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl

 They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

Chorus 1

 So don't Download this song (Don't go)

Pirating music all day long

 Go and buy the CD like you know you should

 Oh, don't download this song

Bridge

 Don't take away money from artists just like me

 How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee

 And diamond studded swimming pools

 These things don't grow on trees

 So all I ask is everybody, please...

Chorus 2

 Don't download this song (Oh please don't you do it, or you)

 Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)

 Go and buy the CD like you know you should (Go out and buy it)

 Oh, don't download this song

Chorus 3

 Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)

 You'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)

 Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know you should (you really should)

 Oh, don't download this song