Callin In Sick Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E Hit my Csnooze alarmG for the 2A7th time C B

E Just don't feCel like Ggoing to Awork - I think CI'll call my Bboss then I'm

A BGonna hacCk and Dcough and Awheeze

BSwear I've gCot some Dstrange disease

AWhat's that lBittle twCerp gonna Dsay? Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)

E C C I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday

E C C GCallin' in sick Atoday

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my Tupperware

I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........

(Chorus)

E C C I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday

E C C GCallin' in sick Atoday

E C C GAin't going to work, no Away

E C C GCallin' in sick Atoday G

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)

B I can Ado Banything I want Ato

B I Aam inBvinciAble now

B AI'm on Bfire, Ababy

  I'm Balive, I'm alive, can you Dhear me, world?

  I'm alEive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint

When I'm sick of takin' abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey...

(Chorus)

E C C I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday

E C C GCallin' in sick Atoday

E C C GAin't going to work, no way A

E C C GCallin' in sick today A G

B B B

A A A G G F♯ D E (hold on E)