Standard (EADGBE)

 (rift on )

Hi, Hello, Miss Sweeney?

Could you please come in my office for a second?

I'm heading home for the day

And I thought it would be good for you and me to check in

I met with the gal from Expo

And they do have the "slab" cabinets in white

She thinks we can take the measurements

Down at the site

 If we do that, we'll be just fine, Miss Sweeney

That’s all I have to say to you at this time Miss Sweeney

Actually there's one other thing on my mind

I'm so sorry Miss Sweeney

I don't know where that came from

I think I was overcome by a spontaneous emotion

Anyway, the cash deposit $5,000 will need to be sent to the property owner tomorrow

If there are any problems with the deposit or contract

 Don't be afraid to holler

 I don't want to have to approve each stinking dollar that we borrow

Aww forget it, Miss Sweeney

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Miss Sweeney, I got to admit the truth

I am totally head over heels in love with you

Every day you come to the office looking fine

Navy business suit clinging tightly to your spine

 You ask me if I'm ready to get down to work

Sweeney, baby, I'm ready... be my...

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By "The Beej"