Standard (EADGBE)

During Bridge, these chords are strummed

: 5 : 5 : 7 : 7

: 5 : 7 : 7 : 9

: 6 : 7 : 7 : 9

: 7 : 7 : 9 : 9

: 7 : 5 : 9 : 7

: 5 : X : 7 : X

 Itro-

Verse i

 Well, Goddamn you half-Japanese girls

Do it to me every time

 Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello

 And I'm jello, baby

 But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me

I'm the epitome of Public Enemy

Why you wanna go and do me like that?

Come down on the street and dance with me

Chorus

I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

Verse ii

 I asked you to go to the Green Day concert

 You said you never heard of them

 How cool is that??

 So I went to your room and read your diary:

 "watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack trough presstable..."

 and then my heart stopped:

"listening to Cio-Cio San

fall in love all over again."

Chorus

I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

Bridge

(Chords are strummed at double time[count 1,&,2,&,3,&,4,& for each strum], not finger

like in the verses and chorus)

 How stupid is it? I can't talk about it

 I gotta sing about it and make a record of (my heart)

 How stupid is it? won't you gimme a minute

 just come up to me and say "hello" to (my heart)

(Chords are now strummed at regular time [count 1,2,3,4 for each strum])

 How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too

 And maybe you just don't know what to do

 Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"

Solo

Verse iii

 I wish I could get my head out of the sand

 'Cuz I think we'd make a good team

 And you would keep my fingernails clean

 But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize

 'Cuz I can't even look in your eyes Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'

I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

Chorus

I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me